hallandoates1970topresent:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

superluminalflower:

dirkar:

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

attackofthebteam:

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

I’m gonna start a gofundme so I can kick roy purdy’s ass

That’s it, I’m gonna make a fucking Kraft Punk costume for next Halloween and no one can stop me

puncromancer:

chiqitadave:

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

fuckyeahexistentialism:

“But how to explain my obsession with destruction? Not self-immolation, / but more of a disintegration, slow, like…. sugar in water. // I dissolve.”

— Erika Meitner, from “Big Box Encounter,” Copia (via lifeinpoetry)

the-gerogerigegege:

the-gerogerigegege:

where is the amazon x 4chan post

glumshoe:

theawwesomeeridan:

glumshoe:

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

What about “expensive heterosexual wedding but the bride gets mad at guests for not spending thousands of dollars to go” culture?

Yeah, that’s the worst possible variant and every time I read about those I feel like I have fallen into a bizarro world.

unregistered-hypercam2:

jdm:

Glow